OTTAWA—Have you heard the fable of Bill Morneau’s resignation? It goes something like this: after dedicating five years of his life to public service and doing a solid job for Canada during the first cataclysmic global pandemic in 100 years, he decided to quit politics because he wasn’t going to run again. Meanwhile, he still wants to serve the public as the head of the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development. If you believe that can you, please send me $800 worth of gift cards, as I am stuck in Narnia and need to buy a ticket home.